Turkish Star Wars, this is the funniest thing ever Options

[veritas]

This is the best thing that describes the mentality of the Turkish establishment.

i lost it with hysterical laughter. it is friggin terrible.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA


I know this is the Armenian thread but i thought the guys here could do with a good laugh.

i am also putting it up in the turkish thread.

[Hosank]

that's why we don't buy bootlegged movies in turkey...

[Yerevan]

That was the funniest terribly gayest movie I ever saw.

[HayArsen]

Turkish cinema at its best

[veritas]

i did not get a single reply in the turkish thread

it seems they are not so proud of the cinematic exploits of "murat"

when he keeps ripping the heads off the crap monsters i cant help it i just f@#$ing lose it every time.

i have only seen ten minutes of it and i intrinsically know it is THE worst movie ever made.

well done turkey, you have finally brought a smile to my face.

[Yerevan]

That "monster" with the potatoe bag on its head was the weirdest looking thing I ever saw.

[Hosank]

the toiledpaper mummies were pretty interesting as well

[Jam]

it is a unique piece of Turkish art! you guys are just jealous I liked Indiana Jones music at the beginning

this movie is very realistic.

excellent

[veritas]

it is a unique piece of Turkish art! you guys are just jealous I liked Indiana Jones music at the beginning

this movie is very realistic.

excellent

WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Hosank]

i must agre..
a good token of turkic cinematography

[Tangriberdi]

What a matter of mockery!!!! Well done to you all. Eventually you have found something to make fun of Turks and attack them. What a big winning for you. I can imagine. But you should know that this movie is from the initial times of Turkish cinema industry. which is definitely a failure. But what you do not know that, we Turks are not ashamed of that film. We do not likeit either. We laugh about that film and we also criticize this film. However, as a matter of fact, what you do not see or you do not want to see is that we can now make almost perfect computer-generated films with super fxs. If you have enoguh heart to talk about good things your enemy can make, it is called bein a man, a manly man. And comparing what we can make now to this one which you laugh at proves us it is a classic. Because although it was not intended it became a world-famous comedy film. That is also a matter of pride.
This is also an achievement. You can never understand that. You lack necessary understanding to feel the sense of making something when you are helpless. It is one of our products from our helpless times. We are proud of it but we are in effort to make better and better and better ones. And your mockery just whips us up.

[Hosank]

then if you agree with us that this film is something to laugh at, why don't you laugh with us instead of critizising us for finging it funny? somehow, i find your turkic logic confusing.

[Tangriberdi]

then if you agree with us that this film is something to laugh at, why don't you laugh with us instead of critizising us for finging it funny? somehow, i find your turkic logic confusing.

If you could solve our way of thinking, you have extirpated/eradicated us from Anatolia centuries ago. Sorry for that. That is why you are the losers and we are the winners. You are the lazy, unthinking city- dwellers, we are the robust, considerate, planning steppe runners. Our aims of existence are different. But what makes present time Anatolian Turks even more powerful than their forefathers from the steppes is the ability to combine the heritage and new adaptations into something newer. That is Turkish logic and Turkish understanding of concepts. When you obtain this power we have, we will be exterminated. Until then, you can laugh at any Turkish film you like at which we will never laugh with the same reason as you.

[Hosank]

ah so suddenly your superior turkish logic helps you understand the reason why i laugh at the film? you automatically know for sure that it is not for the same reason as you? do you really need to be from a defined culture to know failure when you see it?

and as to the rest of your uncessesary comment, i find it interesting that you call the peoples that have litterally built your country for you as the lazy ones, and you the superior ones, who have learned to adapt...let me ask, is adapt used interchangably with rape and pillage in this situation? it sure looks like it...

[Tangriberdi]

do you really need to be from a defined culture to know failure when you see it?

No. You are right. We do not need to be from a defined culture to understand the failure. But, in terms of traditions, what we see in a failure and waht lessons we take from that failure change and depend on partly our heritage and partly our today.
What makes Turks different is that constinuous and non stop change. Some people call it bastardization. Or degenrration. But it is the change of time which is always faster for Turks. Turks are tyhe people of adaptation or assimilation. What you call it. Whatever you like.
You cannnot understand this common sense of change among Turks.

and as to the rest of your uncessesary comment, i find it interesting that you call the peoples that have litterally built your country for you as the lazy ones, and you the superior ones, who have learned to adapt...let me ask, is adapt used interchangably with rape and pillage in this situation? it sure looks like it...

Oh man! That is a reference to the past. That is an irony. That is the story of survival brought forth by time. I talked about combination. I talked about adaptation and reformation. Turks are not the ones came from Turkestan. Turks are the ones who are the result of a good amalgam of what is in Anatolia and arrived from Turkestan and came from Balkans. We are still in amalgamization.
In the initial period of this process Turk became a dweller, later he became a farmer, later a worker, later a master but when bec oming all of these never meant to lose the ancient warrior.
So you should be proud, you have contributed to Turkish culture in anatolia. Turkish babies , by-product of rapes. Adaptation is that baby learns Turkish and becomes a Turk. Adaptation is Turks becoming more Anatolian and more Azerbaijani ethnically. You cannot see the result.

There is no other nation in the world like Turks, Turks of ancient times conquered somewhere and melted among those they conquered. They left only their language and their name. That is the adaptation.
What lives for centuries is not the body of Turk. But the soul of Turk which will never die.

Those Turkestani Turks lived centuries ago were not the people living there today.
They are mixture of what was there and what arrived at there.
You will never solve the mentality of being a Turk.
a Turks knows it inborn.
Unfortunately you will never learn what being a Turk is. So also what adaptation is.
You know who we are. That is adaptation. No more.

[Hosank]

my god, my god...do you really believe what you write?

So you should be proud, you have contributed to Turkish culture in anatolia. Turkish babies , by-product of rapes.

do civilised peoples utter words such as those?

There is no other nation in the world like Turks,

thank god.

You will never solve the mentality of being a Turk.
a Turks knows it inborn.

i disagree with your theory, i know turks that don't think like you, so somehow that must mean that it is learnt and thus you arn't born with it. so where would you learn that?,,ataturk school maybe? that is what forms a turk, now what ever you claimed above

[davit]

No. You are right. We do not need to be from a defined culture to understand the failure. But, in terms of traditions, what we see in a failure and waht lessons we take from that failure change and depend on partly our heritage and partly our today.
What makes Turks different is that constinuous and non stop change. Some people call it bastardization. Or degenrration. But it is the change of time which is always faster for Turks. Turks are tyhe people of adaptation or assimilation. What you call it. Whatever you like.
You cannnot understand this common sense of change among Turks.


Oh man! That is a reference to the past. That is an irony. That is the story of survival brought forth by time. I talked about combination. I talked about adaptation and reformation. Turks are not the ones came from Turkestan. Turks are the ones who are the result of a good amalgam of what is in Anatolia and arrived from Turkestan and came from Balkans. We are still in amalgamization.
In the initial period of this process Turk became a dweller, later he became a farmer, later a worker, later a master but when bec oming all of these never meant to lose the ancient warrior.
So you should be proud, you have contributed to Turkish culture in anatolia. Turkish babies , by-product of rapes. Adaptation is that baby learns Turkish and becomes a Turk. Adaptation is Turks becoming more Anatolian and more Azerbaijani ethnically. You cannot see the result.

There is no other nation in the world like Turks, Turks of ancient times conquered somewhere and melted among those they conquered. They left only their language and their name. That is the adaptation.
What lives for centuries is not the body of Turk. But the soul of Turk which will never die.

Those Turkestani Turks lived centuries ago were not the people living there today.
They are mixture of what was there and what arrived at there.
You will never solve the mentality of being a Turk.
a Turks knows it inborn.
Unfortunately you will never learn what being a Turk is. So also what adaptation is.
You know who we are. That is adaptation. No more.

get the hellara of here this forum isnt for you

[Tangriberdi]

get the hellara of here this forum isnt for you

The same goes for you. Is this a forum to slur Turks? To tell lies about them and to curse them without any stop?
As you are a ferocious, wild and intransigent enemy to Turks, and while you are trying your best against Turks , If you have right to be here, I have the very right may be more than you. Because I am in position of defence towards hostile agression

[Hosank]

to be honest, not only are you complying with the slures that davit utters, but you spread lies and rumours about your own people as well....so?